Ode to Tylenol PM
(The Generic Version)
Oh, little pain pill that helps me to sleep,
taking just one's like a kiss on the cheek.
That tucks me in bed so I'll sleep for a time,
But only four hours is not so sublime.
Taking two pills makes the sleep hours greater,
But the headache that follows is no party favor.
Three pills brings sleep from eight to twelve hours,
But to get out of bed takes much more than willpower.
Last night I took four - sleep came swift, and it stayed;
The only down side was I lost my whole day!